Oh the taste of your lips I'm on a ride...

Toxic friends. We all have them...briefly. Some longer than others. But why?
The basis of friendships is a list of common interests and a genuine enjoyment of being in the presence of one another. So why would we choose friends that make us totally and utterly miserable? Why do we go out of our way to keep a dying flame alive, when it should have never been lit?
I have experience up the wazzoo when it comes to toxic friends, and each one is never a complete shock. Yet, I keep digging this hole, and when sauntering around the area, fall right back into it, forgetting when I dug it in the first place. Are some people just too trusting? Or ignorant?
I don't really mind this phenomenon of surrounding myself with bad people occasionally, because it teaches you something each time, and makes you a better person by realizing what characteristics you don't like, and how to avoid them. [This of course, has taken me many years to realize]. The important thing when coming across a Toxic friend, is to realize that it's a life lesson. Not to get hung up on yourself thinking "How did this happen to me?" and Facebook stalk them to see how much fun they're having with their new friends. Remember YOUR new friends, and your old friends.
Because the thing about friends are, that other than a good handful, they'll change by season.
Remember your core group, and feel free to dip your hand in the cookie jar for more. Just be aware that not all of them are chocolate chip. Some might be nasty ass Raisin, and you'll bite into them wondering 'it looks like chocolate chip, but it tastes funny.'
Don't worry. You'll realize soon enough to toss it and try again. Life goes on. Catharsis.

“A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.”

-Charles Kingsley

Fuck you. Really.

Dear People Who Flip Off Cameras-
You do not look hard. You know why you don't look hard? Because you're not Sid Vicious or anyone of importance really. You are just a person someone is taking a picture of, and instead of looking like a decent human being, you decide to stick up a finger.
Kudos Flip off the camera dude. You are now totally awesome. Should I offer you a beer? Oh that's right I won't, because no one would ever approach you at a party or anywhere for that matter. Not even for the time on the street. Do you know why this is? Because you're a tool. You're just as bad as backwards sunglasses man.
So go fuck yourself. Take that finger, and stick it up your ass. You look retarded. And like you're in middle school when you first discovered 'bad words.'

Sincerely,
An angry observer of facebook.

"YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT."
-Me

Rascism. It's kind of funny...

Thought of the day: Disney is coming out with an animated movie with it's first Black Princess.

Of course, Disney only managed to make this arrangement because she turns into a frog within the first 15 min. of the movie.

Kudos Disney. Kudos.

Hey maybe we can get Israel into it's a small world? No? Just 'shalom' on the sign? Eh I'll take it. But my Jew will take Zach Efron.

I mean, let’s face it, we didn’t have slavery in this country for over 100 years because it was a bad thing. Quite the opposite: slavery built the South. I’m not saying we should bring it back; I’m just saying it had its merits. For one thing, the streets were safer after dark.
- Rush Limbaugh